Fuck It, I’m Launching A New Mobility Share App

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/02/2019 at 14:05 • Filed to: None

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I’m going to call it, “ Stop That, This Has Gotten Silly.” For just $1.37 per half hour, you can rent a horse that shall be delivered to your area via Swallow.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/02/2019 at 14:27

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African or European swallow?


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/02/2019 at 14:33

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https://jalopnik.com/1835186048

I’m honestly more disgusted that humanity has crawled so far up satan’s asshole that we now have viral marketing campaigns for dumb startup company ideas pretending to be viral campaigns for even dumber startup company ideas  than I would be if that pogo stick thing was actually real.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Aremmes
06/02/2019 at 14:41

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Will have to take into account it s flight speed when laden and unladen for the business model.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/02/2019 at 14:41

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I’ve pondered if a “Tool swap” site could work where people could post extra tools they have and a list of tools they need, and people could trade with each other.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
06/02/2019 at 14:47

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This is called Harbor Freight, no?


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
06/02/2019 at 14:50

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I like that idea, but it would probably be like posting a Craigslist ad and saying you’ll consider trades.

However, I think this could work if you set up something like a loaner tool app, where people could basically do what car part stores do, but with a one-time fee and a little extra for delivery. Basically, someone pays X to rent a tool from an owner, Y to have the owner bring it over and pick it up, and they agree that their card on file will be charged for the full replacement if they damage it.

Hell, extend it to people willing to rent out driveway/garage space at a daily rate  to someone who wants to do maintenance themselves but can’t because they live in an apartment or somewhere with really restrictive rules. 


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Nick Has an Exocet
06/02/2019 at 14:51

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It'll also have some logistical factors to consider when it comes time to pair swallows and parcels to ensure optimal weight ratios.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/02/2019 at 15:07

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I'm thinking it would be good for those tools that you use once then rarely again. Like a brake caliper retractor tool for a car you don't own anymore. 


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
06/02/2019 at 15:09

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I like that idea, I’m just not sure how you’d monetize it or get people to make reasonable offers. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
06/02/2019 at 15:10

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Isn’t that what Autozone is for?


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
06/02/2019 at 15:23

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It will be filled with hundreds of 10mm socket requests.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
06/02/2019 at 19:06

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The software exists and  it is call MyTurn...

https://myturn.com/


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/02/2019 at 19:06

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https://myturn.com/